|You sly fox... (x)|
1. You're one of the last to walk into a sold-out showing of The Avengers and the front row should not seem like a good idea. But the room starts closing in around you as you notice that no two free seats available in the main section were together and maybe start to hyperventilate in the form of, "OhmygoshIcan'tohmygoshwhathowdidthishappenwhatdowedo?!?!" Your roommate turns to you and says, "It's okay! We'll sit in the front row." You shake your head vehemently. All this waiting just to sit in the front row? "No really, it's okay," she continues, "this way you'll be closer to Loki."
Your reaction is somewhat delayed, but... eventually you start nodding your head. Yes. Yes! What a sublime idea! Closer to Loki! Closer to Hiddles! Move over, Captain America fans! You're about to grace the entire theater behind you with arm flails every time Loki storms on screen.
|Burdened with glorious purpose! aka your seduction. (x)|
2. It's the last night The Deep Blue Sea is playing at your local indie theater, but your friends don't understand the draw of Tom Hiddleston in a leading role. They're blind. They're soulless. They'll make excellent candidates for your next brainwashing or risk being struck off the invite list when you and Hiddles tie the knot in the Scottish highlands. But then... maybe this is your chance to say no and resist temptation. Hiddles has proven life ruiner enough at the cost of your own poor heart. It's a sign. Don't go. You're not going. Five hours later... *tweets* "Hot date with Hiddles!!!" You have just gone to the movies by yourself. Congratulations, you have been seduced! By Hiddles. Your life is over.
|How dare you look so good in tweed! (x)|
Mhmm... that's not the last time you'll see this on the blog.Consider this a warning, dear readers. Either you're already going through the heartache that follows after Tom Hiddleston's sneaky seduction skillz rip your FEELINGS to shreds or you're next on his list. Don't let the gentle purr of his voice or his pure, innocent, and unsuspecting face fool you. Underneath is a heartless womanizer. Oh he's good. A little too good.